Lady Shares Awkward but Relatable First-Night Experience, Sparks Reactions Online
A lady has gone viral after sharing her candid experience about her first night with her husband, revealing the challenges they faced as a newly married couple.
She said:
“When my husband and I got married newly. Before we got married, my mother in law had called me earlier and while discussing, she had told me he has never seen any lady with my husband, that I’m the first he brought home to show to her.
She said if it’s where they are causing trouble you will definitely see him there because he doesn’t have time for any girl at all. She said at times she’ll ask him if he doesn’t have a girlfriend and he’ll tell her he doesn’t have time for any girl.
So I understood what she was trying to tell me, I said okay ma. Fast forward to our first night together, Omo e no funny, apparently oga never do the do before, and me too never do the do before.
No one lectured us about it nothing, then we began, we kept trying machine gun no enter anywhere. We tried and got tired my husband said we would go to a pharmacy the next morning if there’s a drugs they will give us that will make the whole process work out.
When we got the pharmacy, we explained to the man, he looked at the both of us, then he asked me madam have you had sex before I said no, he turned to my husband, oga what about you he said.
That was how the man sat us down, and began giving lectures and steps on how to make the whole first time sess work.
We got home and tried again and there was progress, we were indoors for one week, na back to back.
Our landlord would come and knock and tell us to come out na and receive fresh air, we no gree o. When we finally had enough, we came out by ourselves. Most times it is normal”
